Monday, August 11, 2014

Going Blue At My Zoo!

It is time for some wise advise from the blue guy. I guess he really wanted to be ripped off under my sky. He came and helped the cat out. I think he just likes to hear himself snore errr umm shout.

 The blue guy is here,
Give a cheer.
Is he dancing?
His new look is so entrancing.


 Look at him.
Remakes are grim.
He has great advice.
And at a cheap price.


Hmmm where do you dock it?
Sounds like such a wrong rocket.
I hope there is no burn,
A trip to the snip snip place you may earn.


 Well no need for a burn,
As you go to the couch at every turn.
I guess a snore a night,
Avoids the cough and look into my light.




 What, no friends?
You don't join trends?
Facebook can fry.
Well said Blue Guy.


Can't let it go.
Only the kangaroo is in the know.
Go ask that guy.
I bet he won' lie.


You finally admit it.
You are full of umm spit.
Spouting about the trip.
Can you do a black flip?


Is that a new style?
Is it a great big pile?
Betsy may top you,
With her kitty crew.


 Sorry, wrong blog.
Are you in a fog?
The title was even wrong.
Gonna sing a sailor song?

 That was abrupt.
Wait for cheers to erupt.
Wait for it, wait for it.
Hmmm maybe next year you'll be a hit.

There was some wise advice from the blue guy. But just so you know he does lie. Aren't the cat's art skills grand? I should be an illustrator in my land. What, I should pass? How rude of you to dash the dreams of my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

242 comments:

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    1. It's now # 6
      One quick fix!

      Hank

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    2. Soon back to ten
      Here at my den

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    3. From coast to coast!
      Have some toast

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    4. Well well... 171 comments at your shore
      Wouldn't lie about that at your shore

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    5. The same rhyme?
      That is a crime

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    6. I call it The Art of Zero Rhyme
      How could that be a crime?

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  2. time for some wise advice from the blue guy
    It is not that without it you are allowed to die
    You don't need friends
    They are just blanks
    Given the chance they get at others on the sly

    Hank

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  3. Wise advice indeed from the guy who's blue
    Though everything he says isn't true

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    1. Yeah he can be a liar
      Maybe his pants will catch on fire

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    2. Thanks for calling me a truth-bender
      But I'm blue and I'm tender

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    3. Beats a gender bender
      Stuck in a blender

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  4. Blue Guy is awesome! He is wise--in his own eyes? :)

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    1. At least in his own eyes
      But he still lies

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    2. That's why The Cat in the Hatt
      Keeps coming back where the party is at :p

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    3. A party you say?
      Another lie at my bay

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    4. A lie can be the truth like you're some magician
      Or would that be according to a politician?

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  5. No Facebooking - no problem! I can follow that advice.

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    1. Me too
      Facebook can be flushed down the loo

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    2. There... finally something that makes perfect sense
      And so much clearer than hence or whence

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    3. Easy as can be too
      Just never view

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    4. Flush it reall good or it might find its way back to you
      And you know what that's like.... all covered in um... poo?

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  6. Is blue guy out among the people
    Spirits higher than a blue church steeple
    Advice is always on the way
    Better to let sleeping cats stay
    But if they snore it is a pity
    To the couch inside snore city

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    1. To the couch you go
      With your snoring flow
      If bothering a sleeping cat
      You may get a bat

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    2. Manzanita... het is a bat
      Over HERE on my mat

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    3. Harrrrr my stupid flat keyboard.....
      HE IS A BAT

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    4. Blame the keyboard one more
      The lies pile up at your shore lol

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    5. Hahaha Okay so what if typing isn't my strong suit....

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    6. If I can type with one hand
      Your two should turn out grand

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    7. Okay so I never type anything myself
      I have this secretary that looks like an elf
      She slips up every now and then
      Making me tell her off in my private den

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  7. The blue guy appear to be wise
    should that come as a surprise
    hmm..a space rocket he flies
    soaring into bright blue skies
    wait for it, wait for it, he cries
    no bora bay, did you say he lies
    stealing the stars from my eyes

    the cat is clever with his art endeavor

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    1. Yep, such a liar
      As his rocket goes higher
      Just full of hot air
      No stars with flair
      Give him the finger
      And let it linger lmao

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    2. A liar and a thief?
      I'm reading his.... shocked in disbelief
      My rocket is big and blue
      Soaring into blue skies on my way to you
      No, not you Mister Cat... I mean Truedessa Dear
      You've been brainwashing her, I fear
      Say it ain't so
      At your show :p

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    3. She is under my spell
      Or is it my smell?
      I guess either one works
      She will avoid you like grocery clerks

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    4. Your smell?
      And it doesn't make her yell?
      Oh... hell

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    5. The cat can bury it well
      So its not a tough sell

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    6. hey, I knew I was put under some spell
      as in dreamland I often like to dwell
      gee, I am hoping it is not a bad smell
      as that would not be so swell

      oh, and a beer in the tub
      I would not snub..lol..

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    7. lol I'd snub
      If it came with some guy named bub
      Actually I'd snub anyway
      Blah to beer I say

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    8. ok, ok, no beer for you as we splash away
      in a tub built for two at your bay...haha
      Well, hmm..we need some bubbles...

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    9. haha and very hot water as well
      My back may no find it swell

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    10. Well a hot tub would make it feel nice
      much better than a bucket of ice..

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    11. That it surely would
      Wish one of those was at my hood

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    12. A tub at your club
      And a back rub?

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    13. Just don't drop the soap
      No need for that bronchoscope!

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  8. Good advice, great to read.
    YVONNE.

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    1. Glad it was grand
      Here in my land

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    2. And you know she ain't lying
      Like bats and superdudes flying

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    3. takes one to know one
      Under a lying sun?

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    4. Touche at your bay
      But only today
      For it's your birthday

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    5. Damn, no presents for me?
      That is rude of thee

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    6. A million comments plus one
      How's that for a present Mr Fun?

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    7. haha blogger has a cut off though
      Think it is 5000 or so

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    8. 5000... That's it?
      That's not a lot, just a bit!

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  9. sorry i got caught up on the burning rocket
    in the pocket, i am all for no facebook
    been almost 4 years since i shook
    that habit, silly rabbit

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    1. Yep, let that go
      A while ago at my show
      Facebook can die
      I'd be a happy guy

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    2. Four year? You too?
      Same here at my shoe
      Better make that six
      I's rather eat bricks

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    3. Mine is like 3
      Maybe, beats the hell out of me

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    4. So FB used to be your thing?
      Like an engagement ring?
      So what made you quit?
      Didn't you like it?

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    5. I did it 8 years ago or so
      When it first came to show
      Then learned it was full of crap
      And deleted it asap

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    6. Eight... when you were so young
      And wise and strong?

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    7. Oh so young indeed
      And a much nicer body at my feed

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    8. Say it ain't so...
      Are you fat at your show?
      Do you need to go to the gym
      Trying to get slim?
      Do you eat too much toast
      From coast to coast?
      Hey, that can't be good
      Eating too much food
      Or maybe it's the drinking
      So heavy the ship's a-sinking?
      Tell Dr. Blue
      He's good some advice for you...

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  10. Yes, wise advice indeed. A beer in the bathtub for everyone!

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    1. Hmmm might get drunk and drown though
      At least one or two on the go

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    2. Sound advice... go tell him, Miranda
      As true as the spots on a panda

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    3. Those spots are great
      Take them on a date

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    4. I once dated a panda
      She nearly destroyed my veranda

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    5. Damn, that large?
      Ship her to a barge

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  11. Not a big fan of Fakebook too
    most people on it are full of poo
    like saying the went to Bora Bora
    but they never even left their shore(a)
    my poor hubby used to snore
    sounded more like a roar

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    1. haha a lion in your bed
      Hmmm oh the dread? lol
      Yeah bunch of idiots there
      Can find them by the pair

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    2. Poo is a word the cat really likes
      His face lighting up when yours says um... yikes!

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    3. You seem to like it more than me
      Spreading it around at my sea lol

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    4. Well, you did something about a smell
      And I was wondering how come it doesn't make Truedessa Dear yell...

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    5. The cat buries it deep
      So her eyes don't weep

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  12. Oh we like that Blue Guy. He has such good advice. We sure like that he isn't a big fan of Facebook. And no bears in the bathtub. Thank COD for that. Blue we enjoyed hearing your advice. You and Pat have a great Monday.

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    1. haha the blue guy has wise advice
      Maybe to spread it I'll have to charge him a price

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    2. Why thank you, Marg... what a nice thing to say
      No Facebook to be found at my bay
      But that's okay
      Hey! Have a great.... Monday.

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    3. I know how to take a compliment
      Even when I'm sitting in your tent
      Not looking for you
      But for some kangaroo shoe

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    4. Take it and run
      May not be another one lol

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  13. Remakes do suck. I have never seen a good one yet... that includes a blog post remake. What?? they have nothing new to say?

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    1. I've seen a good one or two
      But 99.99% are crap through and through
      And yeah reposts suck most of the time
      Unless they are ancient and I never read the chime

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    2. Remakes and reboots make me sick
      I'd rather eat a brick or watch a chick flick

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    3. Take the second one
      Way more fun

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    4. Good thinking in your cave
      But shouldn't I be more... brave?

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    5. Not unless you want a dentist bill
      That will surely make you even more ill

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    6. More ill means I'd die
      Would that make you cry :p

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  14. Here's hoping you don't see a blue moon!

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    1. That would be scary
      And probably a bit hairy

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  15. That blue guy is a little bit wry. I'm impressed with the cat's artistic bent, but kinda wonder where blue guy's neck went? Yay for no Facebooking! Now the cat's really cooking.

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    1. The blue has no neck
      It got cut off in a wreck
      And yeah screw facebook
      Won't even give that a look

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    2. Wry? Don't you mean sly?
      It took me one day to tell FB goodbye!
      Would I lie?

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    3. That you would
      There at your hood

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    4. I never lie when I am sober
      Not even in October

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    5. Sober is the key
      Those drugs set you free

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  16. The blue guy lost his shoe? That can't do

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    1. He has a thing with a shoe
      Just one not two

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    2. He seems to only have one shoe most times..

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    3. Walk a mile in my shoe
      You would be happy too
      One is all you need
      At the Blue Bay Feed

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    4. Get a leg cramp too
      With just one shoe

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  17. Even though I visit Face Book, I have to agree with the blue guy. So many people love it and I wonder why.

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    1. Yeah so many people on it day and night
      It really is a fright

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    2. I know why
      A millions "friends" can make you high
      A million thumbs all going up
      Beat a bit of tea in a cup

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    3. Ego boost is had
      With 1,000,000 at your pad

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    1. I nearly fell off my chair
      Another stunt by the one who's got kitty hair ;)

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    2. lol better off then through
      If the later you'd need to lose a pound or two

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  19. Your artwork, dear cat, isn't good. It's just bad.
    Your advice, blue guy, better. By only a tad.
    A beer in the bathtub? I'll try it at home.
    With that and Mr. Bubble, I'll have fun with the foam.

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    1. How can it be bad when it's all blue and um... cute?
      Though not as cute as my rocket or kittycatchute

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    2. haha it is very very bad
      And in now way rad
      But poor poor blue
      Whatever will he do

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    3. Now way?
      Hey!
      A typo at your bay?
      Today?
      How could this be?
      Want to be like me?
      For free?
      Poor... you can say that again
      I would be rich without those IRS men

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    4. A typo from me
      I do them with glee
      Blame my one hand
      As it takes the stand

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    5. NOW way... a typo from me too
      I'd rather eat a shoe than poo

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    6. A shoe would be more tasty
      And far less pasty

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  20. Hey, we'd have a beer in the bathtub with Blue any day. No homo bro.

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    1. They know cause they've been at my show
      Bottoms up, fellas (no not those, you know!)

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    2. hmmmm ummm okay
      You three can play

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    3. Hahahaha go grap a beer
      There's more room over here :p

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    4. Grap a beer?
      I'm in no way coming near

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    5. Harrrr... that freaking p
      Don't you know it's a secret b?

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    6. Upside down and inside out
      With your pb shout

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  21. The artwork is at least as skilled as my hand would be,
    And blue is a color that is a favorite hue for me.

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    1. that is the best I can do
      Here at my zoo

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  22. I remember a black flip.
    You may not cuz you're young, son.
    Funny, and good with a quip.
    Feel free to Google Flip Wilson.

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    1. I think I've seen him before
      On some show at my shore

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  23. Your little blue guy has got it going on!

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    1. lol "it" may not be good though
      Let's hope "it" never does show

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  24. A beer in the bathtub. Love it! Blue Guy is very wise. Wiser than most of us.

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    1. Wise as can be
      When it comes to drinking stuff that tastes like pee haha

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    1. My drawings that bad
      Yep, they are at my pad

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  26. The Blue Guy is full of wit
    whilst the Cat is full of shit
    poor Cat has no rocket
    as he's been snip snip.

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    1. So the cat is full of what he should be
      And the blue guy is full of something else at his sea

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    2. Did she say you're full of shit?
      I can't believe it :p

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    3. lol she has said worse
      Anne is a scary troll thing who likes to curse

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    4. I would've guessed she meant that Blue was full of it
      The way she told me off bit by bit
      Long before I got ill and wise
      A professor in disguise

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    5. haha she told you off you say
      How rude of the irish at your bay

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  27. I was on Facebook for a year, then dropped it cold turkey. I don't miss it...

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    1. I was on when it started
      Then let it go like I farted

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  28. Hm, a lying little blue guy. What has this wold come to. He was fun though. Thanks for inviting him.

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    1. Yeah he has fun with each lie
      And the humper guy

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    2. The humper guy wasn't fun
      But somehow I made him run

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    3. That music you play
      Didn't make his day

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  29. Well can any say me what happens with the blue guy???
    And why the cat say he is s lier?
    I dont believe!

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    1. He is a biiiiig liar
      He wears no pants, they caught fire

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    2. Don't believe a word he says, Gloria Dear
      He's lying through his whiskers I fear

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    3. Pffft right
      Liar day and night

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    1. Bora is better I'd say
      Unless Laura Croft of display

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    2. With a fake shark
      Making me bark

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  31. orlin N cassie

    sure we canna tell a lie
    rockin drawin o bloo guy
    him looks better N most we noe
    yur next book... at yur show ?

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    1. lol he already got in a book or two
      Can't make three or he'll never shut up at my zoo

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  32. I have to admit that I do laugh at your sneaky humor. ;)

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    1. Nope, just a garbage can
      Containing a little blue man

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  34. 143 comments today at your zoo
    all to do with a blue guy
    I don't think I could ever achieve that
    no matter how hard I try

    betty

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    1. haha just pick on the right guy
      And away they will fly

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  35. Your art skills are impressive! Cool cat and mouse game with the blue guy!

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    1. Glad my messily skills can impress
      That is nice I confess lmao

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  36. Methinks Blue Guy has some wise words! Great art IMHO.

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    1. lol great art you say
      The cat should do it for pay

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  37. It's sure snore time
    Where is couch
    with blue light...
    ouch! ..no moon,
    sigh....

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  38. the blue guy is two legit...two legit to quit!

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    1. Quit he won't indeed
      Lying away at his feed

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  39. I haven't know Blue for that long, but he's becoming a fun blog pal :)

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    1. There you go
      Sweet Theresa said it at your show

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    2. Fun you say?
      I guess humpers can be fun at his bay lol

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  40. A beer in the tub
    Or a tub full of beer
    Either way
    Blue is here

    His portrait is dicey
    But looks kinda cute
    Although a hat of cats perching
    Might fashionably suit

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    1. A hat of cats you say
      That would be a display
      The fur might fly
      People could die

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  41. I have Facebook for my blog, but gave up my original one years ago. I've never missed it. :)

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    1. Yeah that is the only thing you need it for
      The other crap flush down the loo at your shore

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