Some humans say to always improve. On that point they never move. And would you believe in some cases that is a lie? I shocked you? Oh me, oh my.
Get in the groove,
To always improve.
Shake and move.
Easy to prove.
A better skill.
Fits the bill.
Practice each day.
Learn a new way.
Simple or hard.
Cm or a yard.
The change is great.
So improve, mate.
Improve your learning.
Improve your turning.
Improve your writing.
Improving is igniting.
Improve a spoon...
Don't be a loon.
That can't be done.
Damn, ended the fun.
Improve ass wipe...
Do you have a gripe?
Just take the leap.
Don't buy cheap.
Improve your plate...
Yep, a great idea mate.
Make it wash itself and cook the food.
Put everyone in a good mood.
Improve your shoe laces...
Yeah, love such embraces.
Tying different color improves it.
I better get on that shit.
Improve your cat...
Pffft, damn that.
We are God.
Bow down, human cod.
But can always improve.
I won't budge or move.
No matter what you say.
Improve with each day.
The cat can always prove humans wrong. Did you think of such things with the improving spiel of each ding dong? It is said every day in some sort of way. In most cases it is good and can be done. In others, not so much with an improving run. Can't improve tp or spoons. Take that, improving loons. The cat would like to improve the singing bass. Needs a new song to sing to my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.
S
ReplyDeleteStill on in
DeleteFor the win
there's always room to improve when its the quest to be #1
DeleteOne can win
DeleteA #1 spin
I can't be improved upon
ReplyDeleteI'm perfect as I romp
And if you believe that
I can sell you a swamp!
I got the bridge too
DeleteCould create a business at our zoo
Improve the spoon? But there is no spoon...
ReplyDeleteUnless you take the other pill
DeleteThen spoons may still thrill
Improve your cat? Impossible. Besides, they already think they are perfect.
ReplyDeleteThat they surely do
DeleteAs cats run about every zoo
There's always room at the top
ReplyDeleteDon't look down, that's a flop
Improve to the best as far as you go
Come in at first, be best of show
Improve your life by helping others
It's been said that we're all brothers
All brothers you say
DeleteSome get snip snipped at play?
That must have hurt
No one left in which to flirt
We can all improve something about ourselves & our lives....
ReplyDeletethe hardest thing is, however, taking the first step!
That it can be
DeleteStepping forward free
There's always room for improvement when it comes to humans!
ReplyDeleteYep, humans sure have a way to go
Deleteat every single show
Can get better at some things
ReplyDeleteIf one works on it
But sometimes it is
Just better to sit.
Betty
That it can be
DeleteAt ones sea
I recently did an in-home survey of two paper towel brands. Cracked me up that they thought the products were new and improved.
ReplyDeletehaha can't go together
DeleteNeither one in any weather
Cannot improve a regular Oreo. All of these other iterations are poseurs.
ReplyDeletePosers abound
DeleteWith much around
Always room for improvement.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
In most
DeleteFrom coast to coast
There's always room to improve
ReplyDeletejust ask any boss, they will tell
you to get into the grove
ps - maybe, pay needs to be improved
Deletehey, some might be moved
Hey, that would be fine
DeleteCould make things align
Everything needs to be improved.
ReplyDeleteAlmost all
DeleteAt every hall
Improvement is always entertaining when it comes to my wife and I. She just works on compliments and positive reinforcement where I pretty much have to convince myself I'm the bane of human existence to push myself forward.
ReplyDeleteGod help us if we ever have kids...I can't imagine what we'd decide on to motivate them. haha
haha sure it would come to you
DeleteAfter a few mixed messages leaked on through
I try to keep a schedule which is as close to improve as me and the dogs can get. We'll leave all that improvement stuff to the pros and cats.
ReplyDeleteCats have it down
DeleteThe pros seem to have a nose that's brown
I don't think we can change and improve everything, but there are many parts of our lives where we can. Even just accepting something the way it is can be an improvement. But doubt we can improve some things or cats. Loved your poem.
ReplyDeleteYeah, some things but not all
DeleteCats just think they rule every hall
There is always room for improvement. But not for cats 'cause they are purrfect :-)
ReplyDeleteThat's sure the way they think
DeleteWhile thinking all humans a fink
Kid’s grades rose from F to a B
ReplyDeleteThey pinned this improvement on me
Instead of reviewing
The homework they’re doing
I went back to wooing TV
TV's the way
DeleteThere at your bay
I work toward daily improvement, but I work harder at trying to remember what I did yesterday that was an improvement. Maybe I'm actually kind of standing still these days.
ReplyDeleteLee
Tossing It Out
Standing is still a win
DeleteNot stuck in a wheelchair going for a spin
My mom always told me I needed to improve my attitude. Why? It's fun being moody all the time.
ReplyDeleteMoody can be fun
DeleteMakes many run
Improve your cat
ReplyDeleteImprove your Hatt
Improve your dough
Just so you know
Improve your thing
That says ka-ching!
Improve your fling
And start to sing
Improve your butt
No, not your nut
A busy spell
Can go to hell
I do not yell
Or ring a bell
Oh what a day
Here at your bay!
Look at you
DeleteWith only one shoe
Ever so Blue
Improving too
Dough and fling
A hooker thing?
She must be cheap
In diseases may creep
I'm perfect! Nothing to improve here! ROFLMAO!!! Also ROFLMAO at the thought of improving a cat!!! Have a good one!
ReplyDeletehaha times two
DeleteAs cats would sure laugh along with you